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About these people

Do I know you? Do you have your own website? Drop me a line and I’ll link you up. No charge ;)

The brains behind morons.org.He’s a programmer, a Libertarian and, most importantly, a friend. He was my groomsman, standing up next to me and my best man. Check the Photographs section for pictures from my wedding.

I met Pistos while spending time on the Geoshell website forum and in the #geoshell channel on freenode. His site contains several programs and scripts that you may find interesting.

The lead programmer for GeoShell, his site is updated with new commentary on whatever strikes his fancy.

A programmer (Weathertastic, which I believe I can claim credit for naming) & a GeoSheller.

A German GeoSheller. His site is in German, but, if you want to ask him any questions, he does speak English very well. He was a great help in my initial steps at learning how to use Geoshell.

Another GeoSheller, Ashley is also an artist. Check out her work on her art page.

Another fellow GeoSheller. His site is mostly just image directories.

I currently work with David. He helped me out with a minor JavaScript error on my menu. He has a very uncommon surname and several photo albums, as he is an amateur photographer. David passed away last year. He was a good, if goofy, guy and he shall be missed.

An online friend from morons.org, Robguy is completely delusional and enamored of himself. He thinks he is "the smartest and hottest guy on the intarwebs". Truthfully, he's a funny guy and his blog may frighten and confuse you.

The people below are family members who have MySpace pages or blogs.

Ah, what is there to say about my ma. She is the Evil Mom Beast. It says so on her license plate.

Lizard is my baby sister. She married her longtime boyfriend last year and just gave birth to my newest nephew, Max, in February.

"Lilly" is the older of my two younger sisters. She and I did not get along well growing up, but we tolerate each other, now. She has two small children (one is autistic). I try to buy them annoying toys. The best, so far, was a dog that whined every time it saw movement.

Jenn is my sister-in-law. She an animal person (I can't even give the full list of animals she currently has, but it does include finches and cats). She's also an outdoorsy type, fond of camping and riding her boat.

Rachel is the middle child of my Aunt Carole. She has (don't hate me if I get it wrong, Rachel - I've never met them!) 4 kids.

Melanie is the oldest of Aunt Carole's kids. She's got 4 kids (again, I think, since I've never met them).

Ruth is the 4th of Aunt Carole's 5 kids. She's got 3 kids.

Andrea is the oldest of Aunt Judy's kids. She's got 2 kids (again, I think, since I've never met them).

Andy is the baby. He may not like it, but he's always going to be the baby to me. We took care of him for a few weeks after he was born and I believe I may have changed his diaper. Ah, the internet. If it's not for publically embarassing your relatives, what good is it?

Dave "Dead Again" is my father in law. He enjoys firing rocket grenades, nail guns, rail guns and the like. He runs his own Quake 4 demo server and teaches the youngsters what an old guy can do.