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Young Mrs. splorp! prior to becoming... well... Mrs. splorp!

These are pictures of young Mrs. splorp!, from quite young to high school


Newborn Mrs. splorp! One month after her birthdate.

Mrs. splorp! with her sister, Jennifer, and Grandpa Chuck.

Christmas time in 1980, with her sister.

Mrs. splorp! at age 3, in 1983.

Mrs. splorp! with her mother.

Mrs. splorp! was in shields in Camarillo high school. This picture was taken in winter 1997, a few months before we met.