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Drusilla the Vampire Parakeet

Back in early 2003, when my wife was going to college at CSUN CSUN in new window, her best friend had a small yellow bird (no, not Woodstock Woodstock in new window) fly into her apartment. As she had a couple cats, keeping the bird would not be a good idea. My wife (girlfriend, at the time) called and asked if I would like a bird. What the hell I thought. I wasn’t sure what to name the bird, at first. After a couple days (and what I assume was a subliminal push from the future Mrs. splorp!), I named her Drusilla, because she kept biting me like a psychotic vampire Drusilla the vampire in Buffy the Vampire Slayer in new window. Thus, the little yellow bird was dubbed Drusilla, the Vampire Parakeet. Unfortunately, she got sick and died in December 2004.

Drusilla, the Vampire Parakeet
splorp! just outside of Drusilla’s cage

splorp! with a goatee and Drusilla
splorp! with a goatee and Drusilla

splorp! with sideburns and Drusilla
splorp! with sideburns and Drusilla

One last Drusilla, outside her cage
One last Drusilla, outside her cage.


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