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Vacation Pictures Page 2

From my recent trip to Ohio. Unfortunately the pictures of my grandmother came out blurry, so I don't have any to upload right now.

Melissa, Rob and splorp! in Gahanna, OH
This is Rob and Melissa along with me in Gahanna, OH. I met Rob in 1989 when we both worked at KFC. We helped open a new store, got promoted to shift managers at the same time and were roommates for a bit over a year. He met Melissa while we were working there, too.

Grandpa, dad and splorp!
Apparently, my family does some serious shrinking as we age. I'm 6 foot 2 inches tall, dad is 5 foot 10.5 inches (he lost about an inch due to back surgery in the early 80s). My grandfather claims he's 5 foot 6 inches, but...

Grandpa and Mrs. splorp!
Mrs splorp! is 5 foot 4.5 inches tall. She's wearing flipflops in this picture.

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